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Earth Date 3/10/11 What a Pussy

I’m sure you’re all dying to know what an important, go getting idiot like me does on a day off. Well, let me illuminate your minds and nourish your souls…

This morning I spent a few precious moments watching my cat sitting on a box. Now don’t pooh pooh me yet, you haven’t heard the magical part. It is actually day three of my observations, I’m waiting to see if it collapses. Earlier I heard it rip, so this shit’s just got exciting.

I then settled down to write a proposal for work, but got bored within 10 minutes after realising I sound like a knob.

I had my daily practice of pulling stupid faces in the mirror. If you don’t frequently train your muscles they will go into spasm, resulting in a constant look of constipation, diagonal teeth and general cuntiness. This is a genuine trauma that I feel needs to be brought into the public’s consciousness. I’m considering Piers Morgan as a figurehead.

I then headed over to twitter and gazed upon some photos of joy. Why not take a look. I do love Ricky Gervais

Now I may play a couple of rounds of backgammon to exhilarate my mind, then I guess I’d better get down to some writing.

No, I’m not wasting my life


Earth Date 30/09/11

Exciting news

We (The Braintree Ways fools) got some very exciting news today. The very gorgeous Coco Deville, with PLAYGROUP Ltd, is starting a new cabaret night in Brighton, and they want to show our films at each of the events. The first night will be at The Blind Tiger Club on 27 November at 19:00 – 28 November at 01:00. The Facebook page is

Coco was very nice and gave us lovely compliments, which is always a good way to make us purr. The events are starting in November, and hopefully we can go along to the first one. I love cabarets, so it’ll be a great night even without our angelic faces gracing the big (projector) screen. I shall start to practice my diva-ish behaviour immediately, although there’s only me and the cat here, so I’m not entirely sure what I can have a strop about. Surely the point of being a diva is that others see you doing it? I shall have a think and then thrust my new persona into the public gaze at the next Braintree Ways meeting.

We’ve got some great videos edited and finished already, and hopefully by November we’ll have at least another two done. I recently taught myself how to use editing software, and I actually really enjoyed it. It’s a weird process though; it can take you an hour to sort out a couple of minutes of footage. But once you’ve spent all that time and come out with a finished product, well, there are few things in life that are that satisfying.

Anyway, I’ll make sure that I post further details of the upcoming events in Brighton, and hopefully I’ll see you there!

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